10 tips while shopping with your girl

1. Park your vehicle fastest. You can kill her excitements.

2. Carry child with you. Else, she may ask you - "You don't want me to buy, he ne?" If you keep the child happy till she shop, you may be awarded with a good food later. Take that bonus.

3. Don't show a single feeling of hurriedness. She always feels its long time since shopping.

4. Show her shopping items even if you don't feel buying it. Give her choices. No matter you had none while selecting her. This will help you in counter arguing if she later changes her mind while returning home.

5. Put your phone on silent. If it ever rings, don't show it's a business call. If it's a business call, don't show it's urgent. If urgent, don't go in a corner and keep her alone. Rescue by calling it a collection call. She would be happy feeling you have more money to buy for her.

6. Never say - "It never goes with your color or it's not made for you." Say this - "Your color is brighter then the cloth or you are not worth of it." At any point of time, girls love sweet chocolates and talkers.

7. Never compare. You could be left hungry for days if you say someone look more beautiful on an outfit she already selected.

8. If she asks you to choose a one for you, make her feel like she is your boss's daughter. You will feel interested too.

9. Don't tell your budget in advance. She loves to make you spent on her. You are always rich in her eyes no matter your last 6 month's electricity bills are pending.

10. Pick up the heaviest begs while returning. If the end is happy, everything is happy.